This one goes on and on... Giant Sea Turtle Meets Giant Eagle Ray...

... professionally filmed (so it seems)...

... see how tiny turtle appears beside ray...

Ooo! Food! Giant turtle pecks the camera then winks..!

Speaks for itself...

Giant Sea Turtle Swimming...

These are some of my favourite marine animals...

Anaconda Eating Hippopotamus

A giant monster snake eating a HIPPO!

Roborovski Luuurve

Bashful and Itchy wrestle like this and do robo-kissy-kissy greetings. They are not lesbians, however... has this film been speeded up? These tiny tubbies are pinging extraordinarily fast! Also they're tubbier than Itchy and Bashful; Spherical, however is of their rotund build, hence her name...

Indonesian Monkey Riding Mini-Motorbike

YES this is for real and not faked up... how on earth the mini-monkey got to be riding a mini-motor-bike down the highways of Jakarta is another story...


Monkey Motorcycles! - Funny videos are here

Sparky the Swearing Parrot

The full-blown Scottish accent's subtitled for those Americans who might be otherwise confounded...